Seriously?

No, but seriously? You're fucking yelling at me right now for not washing up ALL OF THE FUCKING DISHES? Are you seriously serious right now? I mean never mind the fact that I washed up the breakfast and lunch dishes yesterday and all you had to do was wash the dinner dishes. Never mind the fact that today while I was washing up the breakfast and lunch dishes but LOW AND BEHOLD YOU FUCKING CUNT, I find the dinner dishes that YOU were supposed to wash up and DIDN'T. Now you want to bitch at me? Fuck. You. You. Cunt. I took the liberty of censoring the harsher swear words, you're welcome.