Pub Night.

Begin of blog song: Jim Morrison; Jon Bellion

So, as you know, I'm back in action. As you also know, I didn't post anything yesterday, and for once, I actually have a pretty good reason as to why that is. Yesterday, I decided that I wouldn't post anything until the evening, that way I'd actually have something to post, but instead of staying in all night like I planned, my friend, M, talked me into going out with her to a pub. We drank, a lot, I drank slightly more than a lot if I'm being completely honest. Now, usually I can hold my liquor like a champ, but I also usually don't drink on a completely empty stomach, mix my drinks, or drink things that taste like they've been made in a sugar factory. As a result of breaking all of my usual rules, I ended up being "white girl wasted". There was a lot of vomit (sorry TTC), a lot of pouting and nearly crying, and even more laughing at stupid shit and having to pee what felt like every five seconds. To make things worse, I also drunkenly texted my ex (my ex and I are actually on pretty good terms, so my texting her at all isn't really a weird thing.., me texting her that I love her? Yeah, that was weird as shit). By the time I got home, I was hardly able to pull myself together enough to brush my teeth, take off my vomit covered jeans (ew), throw my bra somewhere and collapse into bed. Thank god M was nice enough to actually make sure that I made it into bed and completed all of those tasks.

Today, was a lot more mild thank goodness, I woke up at around seven (not hungover thank god), cleaned my room, watched Teen Wolf, and now I'm making myself dinner (pasta!). Even though I had a lot of fun last night, I don't think I'll be doing that again, or at the very least if I do I'll make sure that I do it a lot wiser.

Remember kids, learn from my mistakes, "beer before liquor never sicker, liquor before beer you're in the clear"!

-Peace out girl scouts.

End of blog song: Someday; The Strokes.