12/09/12

Begin of blog song: Can't Stand It- Never Shout Never

     Okay, so hey people! Does it offend you guys that I stopped addressing you whilst writing these thingies? I mean it went from me addressing you guys all the time to simply diving into whatever random topic I am currently discussing, ha ah ah.
     OKAY! I have a challenge for you peeps! COMMENT! Or something, I somehow feel like a real loser sitting here talking to myself on the internet... (that sounded incredibly needy.. like "please be my friend oh please, please, pleas?!?! Sorry guys..)
     Oh, and yes, I cut my hair just like I said I would! (not that you care...) (ANOTHER ELLIPSIS!) Do you guys like wonder why I use so much parenthesis in these *flogs? It's because, It's my way of interacting with you guys and making myself think that I'm funny... CONFIDENCE BOOSTER!

    Okay, seriously, I'll stop with the ellipsis now, and the parenthesis, and with starting my thingies with "OKAY", right well [all most said okay there] < brackets, NOT parenthesis. Anyways, It really bothers me when I say things like oh look ellipsis and then people look at me like I have ten heads. I mean hello, you use them after ever damned word! The LEAST you can do is learn their proper calling name you damn twit! Wow, talk about being pretentious.
     Someone once told me that I was aggressive, not physically, but verbally, and I guess my mannerism is slightly aggressive, and I do have a slight pirate mouth, um sure, I do go on a lot of random rants a lot and like if y'all don't like any of that, then uh, I don't know, deal with it I guess? Ha ha ha, I'm only kidding! Except, I'm not.
     Did I tell you guys about this smoking hawt lady teacher at my school? Well, I am now, and I will say this one thing, I am in LUST with her... that's a bit extreme, is it illegal to write things like this on the internet? Should I take down all the pervy things I've said? Oh my gosh, if that's the case then this whole blog will be deleted.
     Uh, I actually have something profound to post one of these days, like the last deep thing I wrote, but um yeah I don't know. You'll know when you see it/read it (?).
   I ACTUALLY JUST WANTED TO ADD THAT EVEN IF I AM NOT LISTENING TO MUSIC ORIGINALLY I START TO FOR MY BLOGS JUST FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS SITE, SO YOU'RE WELCOME WORLD!

End Of Blog Song: KottonMouth Kings- Tangerine Sky

*Flog: Fail Blog